Real Name: Dan
Title: Tactical Military Advisor
Quote: Do I believe in cremation? Depends on if I'm the one with the flamethrower or not.
Employee Summary: Lt. Dan is the Tactical Military Advisor for Disgruntled Inc. He oversees the general well-being of the military affairs of Disgruntled Inc. He plans, directs, and takes part in, all military ventures that Disgruntled Inc takes part in. His leadership and training is marked by his understanding of the principles of "Peace Through Superior Firepower"