Real Name: Laura
Title: Pharmacist
Quote: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Employee Summary: LANG is the official drug dealer, I mean, pharmacist, for Disgruntled Inc. She maintains stock of any prescription drugs that our employees might need, as well as maintaining veterinary medicines for the wonderful animals at the Disgruntled Inc Zoo. In addition to her mad skills with drugs, she also amazes, mystifies and sometimes scares people with her double-jointed hand trick.